On our way to the grocery store (Whole Foods, sad but true)

Ruth (noticing bumper stickers on car in front of us): Someone’s in a PETA car

Me: PETA is more misogynistic than Focus on the Family, I swear to god.

Ruth: Totally true

Me: At least Focus on the Family admits they think women are inferior, PETA can’t understand why we take offense when they say women are a better source of dairy products than cows.