I have a valid passport and have been to the following countries: Germany, Austria, Italy, France (twice), Monaco, Switzerland, Mexico and Belize.

I speak English, mangled Spanish, tourist Italian and can insult people in Russian, Farsi and Hindi. I also can say in a reasonable accent “I do not understand French” and “A carafe of water please”.

I have dated someone from every continent except Australia and Antarctica.

I think that under the current qualifications guidelines set in last night’s debate that I should qualify for Secretary of State or at least ambassador to the UN.

So what post are you qualified for?