The frat boys upstairs have been blasting the crappiest music ever and singing along loud enough that I am half convinced that I am actually in the basement of a karaoke bar.

Let’s see- currently being sang off key and badly timed is American Pie. Before that was Whitney Houson, Pearl Jam, Dave Matthews, and let’s not forget the long of hour of Leonard Skynard serenades.

Please someone, anyone, shoot my ear drums out.