Dear People of Blogland:

My mom has asked for just one thing for Mother’s day. She would like Hillary Clinton to be the nominee.

I can’t buy that for her. But you can help me get my mom what she wants. Anything you can do to help Hillary win means that I can give my mom the best Mother’s day present ever.

And if I butter her up with a present that she really wants, then maybe I can get her to let me play video games in the living room more often.

Thanks,

The Kid