Dear People:

Eliot Spitzer had sex with a prostitute. Whoop de doo. I have just heard her called “The most notorious bad girl in the country” and “a mysterious jezebel” in the last 3 minutes on the teeeveee. Then they have to bring out a “duped” ex boyfriend who had no idea how is girlfriend was paying for her studio in NYC.

She really didn’t do anything wrong. He did. She wasn’t being a hypocrite by prosecuting women for prostitution by day while paying for prostitutes at night, he was.

It is neither the girl’s or the wife’s fault that Spitzer is a lying fuckwad. That is totally on Spitzer. Go call him an ass on the teevee.