I was looking at the SkyMall catalog online today and came across this little gem:

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s POOP FREEZE.
I’ll just let the catalog description speak for itself here:

Pet waste removal made easy!

Poop Freeze is an easy, earth-friendly way to do your “dooty” and clean up after your dog. It chills animal waste to -62°F, creating an outer “crust” that enables you to quickly place in a bag and dispose. Makes picking up loose stool and diarrhea easier. Effective for all kinds of pets, including dogs, cats, birds, etc. Indoor or outdoor use. Safe for humans and pets when used as directed.

My sister says this is for people who think their shit doesn’t stink.