Kid: Mom! I need scissors!
Me: Why?
Kid: Someone covered our dumpster in fliers to get people to join the military. I want to cut them down.
Me: Do you want scissors- or do you want a Sharpi so you can graffiti them?
Kid: Oh, I totally want the Sharpis.
Me: That’s my little agitprop-er!
Oh, I love that kid!!!
I’m rather proud. Now if I could only get him to do his homework…..