So Mephistopheles and I are having a battle of the cheesiet love song lyrics.

I need help. My knowledge of sappy 70’s love songs in no way matches the Devil’s.
I pulled out Anne Murray and Celine Dion in hopes of scorched earth policy to end the battle, but he countered with Bacharach.

Please, readers, poster, commentors and lurkers- send my your suggestions. Only you can end this war of the cheese before velveta covers the planet.