Ok, ok, ok, one more for the kids and then I really must go pretend like I am actually working. See, even the Red Queen has to whore herself out for a paycheck. Damn- why can’t I get a stipend like the British Royalty.
So Fun Random Facts About Dick Cheney:
I am still trying to figure out how he masterbates with dead babbies and live puppies. Click on the link to see even more fun.
This one nearly made me need depends:
Dick Cheney is actually millions of intelligent cockroaches, all working together inside a flesh-colored suit!
That rocks
Ok one more:
Because he has no anus, each morning Dick Cheney draws a sphincter between his butt cheeks with a Sharpie.