Oh Holy Ladyquakes! |

I think I have finally figured out why it is that those scary right wingers don’t want women having sex for anything but baby-making. They think orgasms are a myth! No really they do- at least girl orgasms anyway.

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The Left continues to tout the existence of the elusive female orgasm, despite all biological evidence to the contrary. As I have often said, if The Lord intended for us to have such things, He would have given us penises. But regardless of what the facts and common sense say, liberals continue to pursue their great white whale — and I don’t mean Michael Moore (Ha! That joke never gets old!). I’ve often wondered what motivates them to pursue this specious black-is-white reasoning. For the longest time, I assumed that it was merely another entitlement program created to pander to one of their key constituencies. Today I have my answer: Pure, unalloyed hatred of America. Evidently ladyquakes are the carrots moonbats are using to lead the women of Our Christian Nation over a moral cliff.

One of our more Enlightened states has enacted legislation keeping Satan’s prosthetic digits out of our ladyparts, and I am delighted to read that Our President is taking steps to secure Our Nation’s Virtue. Praise Him!

So the forced-pregnancy wingnuts are 1) women who have never had an orgasm and 2) men who can’t find a clit or a g-spot to save their own life. I say get them all to Babeland stat for a hitachi magic wand!

I also think there are a couple of you boys here who can vouch for my having had an actual ladyquake (or 12). I wonder if by Satan’s prosthetic digits she knows about Mephistopheles’ non-prosthetic skills. If she did then she wouldn’t think ladyquakes (just the word makes me giggle) are such a myth.

12 thoughts on “Oh Holy Ladyquakes!”

I wonder what would happen to that woman if she actually had a ladyquake. She would likely see the devil and never go back!

She would leave her husband and become a godless, feminist, man hating whore like the rest of us of course.

I wonder if ladyquakes go with lovely lady lumps. My hump, my hump, my lovely lady hump.

for the particularly gifted they could just from humping!

Ahhh- I’m not that gifted. If i was I would never walk but would jump everywhere instead.

so to save the planet we need more female orgasms! Sign me up!

Dude my next screen name is soooooo gonna be ladyquakes!

And yes- I think Ladyquakes can save the planet

sounds like something you can eat. Well, sorta!

whadda ya mean sorta? Oh well I guess technically you don’t eat ladyquakes- but the quakes can certainly be brought on with proper oral stimulation
Ladyquakes- tastes great, less filling?

this has GOT to be a joke

Nope darling cousin. It’s fer real. Ladyquakes are mythical affirmative action plan from the left.

I’ll take me some o’ that affirmative action anytime!

Wait- Sister Nancy Eczema is a make-up artist in West Hollywood.

Maybe it is a joke. There are no republicans in west hollywood. That’s like having republicans in my neighborhood.

I was reading the rest of the blog & thought…. this person can NOT be serious… seriously crazy, maybe….

oops, gotta go feed the neighbor’s cats!

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