So a guy in Ohio, Jeff Goff has been convicted in of impregnating his stepdaughter with a syringe when his wife could no longer get pregnant. In an interesting twist of fate, he was prosecuted under a law he lobbied for after the same stepdaughter was molested by someone else. The original law stated that it wasn’t rape unless there was intercourse. Because he used a syringe (instead of a penis) to knock up his stepdaughter, he is now going to serve a sentence for sexual battery. That’s what you get for turning your 16 year old into a baby factory. Thankfully, the girl’s mother was also sentenced to 3 years for the crime, though she only served 8 months of it.