you seemed like a grown up. I know you have a job, so someone thought you were responsible enough to pay you for work on a regular basis.

So can you please explain the 6 fucking hang up calls I got in the middle of the night from you? The last time I called someone and hung up I was 15 and I had a crush on them. Is that what you were doing? Sorry, you’re not my type. I don’t date children.