Oh joy! In the midst of massive disemployment Dear Leader has decided to bestow upon us the benefits of free trade agreements with Columbia, Panama and South Korea. This will make JOBS (though not for us) and because this will make JOBS, these agreements cannot be passed unless they include expanded benefits for those who will lose their jobs will need to transition to NEW JOBS.

Color me surprised that Dear Leader is once again siding with BIG INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS over us little people. This is what 2% less evil gets you. It’s still evil. But evil with compassion.