alongwith the fuckwads who think America’s poor people aren’t poor
enough because they own tvs, the asswipes who run the people of
walmart website, and the this is why you’re fat douchenozzles.

At the grocery store today the kid and i each got a super fancy
collosal cupcake from the bakery. mine was german chocolate, kid’s was
black forrest and they were each the size of a newborn’s head.
best part, they were $2.49 and paid for with food stamps. suck it you
tiresome blowhards, those cupcakes contain enough calories to get
through the day all in fat and sugar and chocolate. plus there was
fruit, coconut in mine and cherries in the kid’s.
(afterwards we did have a super healthy veggie dinner of brussel
sprouts, salad and mashy potatoes but we could totally live on
cupcakes alone)

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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Willem de Kooning