OD (who I have been entertaining via chat because she’s stuck in Japan)want to come up with mad libs as a new fun troll baiting game. Bingo is soooooooo 2008 (as the Black Eyed Peas say). Feed the troll mad libs!

For the abelist concern troll dismissing your disease (I left this at OD’s place- so I am stealing it back):

But have you tried (insert bizzare treatment here). My (insert distant relative or friend of a friend here) tried it for (insert totally unrelated illness here) and it totally worked!