Category Archives: Just For Fun

Peep Show!

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I made a promise to the Queen to report on this year’s WaPo “Peep Show” contest (I can’t find it on YouTube yet to post the actual video, so you have to follow the link.  CLICK THE LINK!!!).  A few national papers do a diorama contest featuring those disgustingly sugary snack that some people mistakenly think are for eating.  I have a news flash…Peeps are for Playing!

Most famously for microwaving!  Seriously, if you haven’t tried the Peeps in the micro yet, you simply must!  But use a paper plate, I have ruined too many good plates with this demonstration.
So, Happy Freakin’ Easter, Peeps and loyal subjects.

When the Queen’s Away

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the Kids will play!
We miss the Red Queen, but we will have some fun anyway!
Virtual Pub.
Open Chat.
Let’s be Kool and kick back tonight, royal subjects!
*NO POLITICS*
If you drink leave your keys in the Jar at the bar!
Wonder!  You.  Me.  Dancing!

Important Decry for the Queen’s Peeps!

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Never fear, loyal subjects!  While the Queen is out traveling the Kingdom you will not perish from boredom.  In my official capacity as Comes Palatinus I will be posting in her absence to ensure the happiness of her subjects.

And while I am prone to rants of epic proportions, I will do my best to keep you amused as well.
While she is away, we wish the Queen a safe journey and a happy return! 
And if it’s not too much trouble, maybe a little something for the Comes Palatinus.  😛

Congratulations!

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To the fabulous Bianca Reagan of Steve The Penguin! She’s published her novel (also called Steve the Penguin). I get to review it and I am just dying to read it.

Bianca writes sharp, funny commentary about life and pop culture and everything in between. I shoulda blog rolled her ages ago, but I am nothing if not lazy.

Roll on over and tell her congrats. Or better yet- buy her book.

(Crossposted at the pink place)

I’m Baaaaaackk

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Did you miss me? Are you still reading this?

I’m back at work and hopefully on the road to being less depressed. Either that or I’ve just gone fully delusional.

Last night I shopped off about 8 inches of my hair. I’m now sporting a very shaggy bob. I hope the choppy unevenness looks more postmodern hipster than broke ass welfare mom. Nobody has commented on it yet- which could be really bad or it could be that I work with a whole shitload of men who don’t see that stuff.

What else is there going on in the world. Let’s see……

The more I hear Obama speak, the more annoyed I am. Does he seem to anyone else like the whiny overachieving hand raiser in class who will throw an absolute freaking tantrum if anyone else gets called on? I don’t want another president who throws tantrums. I really don’t.

Mike Huckabee scares the shit out of me, but how funny would it be if he ran against Hillary. It would be a win for Arkansas either way (ok, Arkansas by proxy if Hil wins. ) At what point does Arkansas get banned for turning out too many presidential candidates?

What else am I missing? Have we started a war with Iran yet? Will we ever admit the Musharref is an asshole who we shouldn’t be doing business with (same thing goes for Putin, btw). Has Preznit Asshole Mc Fuckwad embarrassed us internationally again?

Have any of you peeps noticed the R word popping up in news broadcasts? You know- recession? Recessions always look like they are shorter than they really are because by the time the press and the pols admit we are in one, it’s damn near close to over.

That is all.