I admitted to liking a certain super trashy pop song over at the Pink place last week, so I thought you all should get your own admissions here to.

I, super chef and dinner party thrower extraodinaire, have some really heinous guilty pleasures when it comes to food.

1) Spicy pork rinds. They tear up my mouth and make my eyes water. And I love them.

2) Tostitos queso dip. It’s velveta with hydrogenated pepper chunks in it. It’s basically melted plastic. But it’s really really good over chili cheese fritos.

3) Vienna Sausages. They are little salty meat sticks covered in an odd jelly slime. I eat these in the dark and make the Kid buy them so no one will see them in my possession .

Alright kids- I dished. I fully expect you all to share in comments. What food(s) are you ashamed to buy but love to eat?

I think this is what they meant by rabbit.

Brandann should be posting this, since she sent it to me. But OMG! Funniest shit ever.

Go see this and then check out the other items people bought to go with it.

Kid walks into living room with a bowl full of oreos and a glass of milk and joyfully yells my favorite Spanish word “Calcetines!”

Calcetines is Spanish for socks. Kid thinks is should be Spanish for milk. I think that socks and milk should never mix, but the image above is what you get when you search google images for socks and milk.

“We’re looking for a python”

“Would a python eat a gun?”

“They’re not fond of cold food.”

“Would it eat a warm gun?”

“They don’t like metal.”

“What about a warm gun covered in meat sauce?”

“Yeah, they’d go for that.”

I’m watching the show Life, and that little exchange just cracked my shit up.

“My step mom had literally like killed 12 people, but she hasn’t killed me yet”

Outside Westlake Center

I was saving that for a post about how interesting catching random bits of conversations can be, but I have yet to hear anything that comes remotely close to being that interesting. I have to wonder if the guy meant “literally”, cause if he did his stepmom may be one of the most prolific female serial killers in history.

Then again, maybe he and his stepmom are engaged in some epic WoW battle.

You might want to check this out: Don’t Touch The Pink Stuff

Tonight is my friend Amanda Panda’a birthday and we are celebrating with a tacky Christmas sweater, cookie decorating party.

Much booze will be consumed (of course)

I’m thinking of making anatomically correct ginger bread men

But since my boobs are big enough to launch a thousand ships- I have to make my own tacky sweater (or t-shirt)

must get crafty!

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