Because I think we could use a good chuckle around this place, I give you:
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To Christians who talk like the Devil
You almost make me ashamed to call myself a Christian.
Then I remember that you do not speak for Christ.
When you go around threatening people with beatings, rape, and murder because you disgree with them politically or culturally, you do not speak for me, you do NOT speak for the church, and YOU DO NOT SPEAK FOR CHRIST.
As a matter of fact, you’re acting in direct disobedience to the teachings, spirit, and example of Jesus, as well as several Biblical principles. Anybody with even a passing acquaintance with the most watered-down versions of Christianity knows this. You know it.
SO SHUT UP.
Or stop calling yourselves Christians.
If you care anything for the Gospel, retract your vitriol. Repent of your threats, and your hatred. Because you are harming this country, and you are harming the cause of Christ. What does a non-christian have to judge the claims of Christ by, but the behavior of those who profess to follow him?
However, I suspect that you care nothing for the Gospel, not the real one. I suspect you think “winning the world for Christ” means forcing everyone to act, dress, and think like your preacher tells you, so you don’t have to ever think about whether you’re doing right. Except that you’re too lazy to even do that for yourself, so you’d rather have the government do it for you. The same government you so resent paying taxes to so that people in real trouble have food and clothes for their kids, and decent care when they get sick. REAL things that Jesus ACTUALLY MENTIONED AS HOW CHRIST WILL IDENTIFY HIS FOLLOWERS
Think i’m Kidding?
Matthew 25: 31-46 (King James Version, just in case you consider all other versions corrupt)
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels: 42For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink: 43I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.
King James Version (KJV)
You’ve sold out. You wouldn’t know Jesus if you tripped over Him on your doorstep, and he certainly wouldn’t recognize you.