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Not to Change the Subject…
but something has been really pissing me off lately.
Swearing.
I swear. A. Lot. I use “colorful language” pretty loosely. I use the word “Fuck” like a comma. Sometimes when I write I use a lot of slang and “profanity”, and I feel like it gets my point across. I am a grown up. A fucking “adult”, so if I want to rip loose with a few good “fuck that”‘s and “to hell with this”‘s, I am going to. My writing is pretty damn good, I wouldn’t be getting published now and then if it wasn’t.
I am getting a little sick and tired of hearing people criticize writers, speakers, activists, especially women, for swearing. If I had a dollar for every time I heard or read in a comment that I should watch my language, or that swearing makes me seem immature, or that using a “cuss word” (seriously, does anyone who actually “cusses” use the word “cuss”?) detracts from my point I could give up writing altogether and retire to a tropical island.
Whether it is people saying that Jessica Valenti is really smart until she opens her mouth (even her wonderful feminist primer, Full Frontal Feminism is sharply criticized for it’s conversational writing style) because her swearing takes away from her point, or a woman being completely discredited on a valid point or not taken seriously about assault because she had the audacity to say “Don’t fucking talk to me like that” I am getting seriously pissed that people are being judged on their choice to thrown “shit” into a sentence or not.
Swearing doesn’t show that you are uneducated or that you don’t know what you are talking about. It doesn’t mean that you lack the skills to verbalize something in a more “friendly” way. It sure as hell doesn’t mean that we have no better way to say something. Sometimes the best sentiment out there is “right the fuck on“.
There are many, countless intelligent writers out there, many more so than myself, who are more than comfortable using “foul” language regularly. Whether it be Cara at the Curvature, or Roy at No Cookies for Me, Jill or Zuzu et al at Feministe, the wonderful team at Shakesville, any of the ladies at Feminising, BlackAmazon, or our very own Red Queen, the fact that we swear doesn’t detract or lessen the message. I would dare anyone to call any of them uneducated. There are plenty of people out there who are saying things “politely”, and frankly, I don’t think it is getting the message across. What is happening when we decide to swear in our writing is that we are making people pay attention. We are making people wiggle in their chairs and think “Oh, no! She didn’t!”, and I am going to tell you, “Oh, yes! She did!”. We have got you thinking, and if all you can see is the swearing and “impolite” language, then I think you might be either reading the wrong blogs, books, articles, or your brain just isn’t capable of handling the message. If all you can see are the trees, get the hell out of the forest.
I am done taking criticism because I use any type of swearing. If you want to police language, put your efforts on the people throwing around “gay” or “faggot” as if it is an insult, or have a round or two with someone who thinks it’s OK to call a woman a “bitch” or a “cunt”, or to say that someone who enjoys having sex is a “slut” or “whore”. Focus your censorship on someone who is using hateful speech to keep someone in their place, usually a woman (or, for that matter, calling a man a “pussy” or “girl” as a way to insult him, cuz you know, that is the worst thing a man can be, the strongest human anatomy unit ever…don’t believe me…what do men have that stretches to about 300 times it’s size and shoots whole people forcefully out of a ten centimeter hole?).
We are a culture all our own. We are writers, speakers, activists and feminists who are finished being “polite”, worrying about who is going to be offended reading a few choice four letter cherries and we are going to say exactly what we think exactly the way we see fit. If you don’t like it the door is over there, and I promise not to get choked up.
And if you are one of us, thank-you for taking the time to stop by. Take the message with you when you leave and pass it on.
And have a great fucking day.
Dropping “F-Bombs”
And I want to go first by saying “Fuck Yeah!”, after reading this article in the Washington Post where Juno and X-Men actress Ellen Page gave an interiview, and wasn’t afraid to use her own F-Bomb:
I call myself a feminist when people ask me if I am, and of course I am ’cause it’s about equality, so I hope everyone is. You know you’re working in a patriarchal society when the word feminist has a weird connotation. “Hippie” has a weird connotation. “Liberal” has a weird connotation.
(emphasis mine)
(I am not going to mention the idiot interviewer asking dumb questions like “Don’t all Canadians know each other?”. Moron.)
But I just had to say “Yay!” to Ellen Page, and let everyone know that I have added her to my Girl Crush List.
Also, read that article…because I have to drop another F-Bomb: Fuck you, anti-choicers! Juno isn’t a “pro-life” movie like you morons would have everyone believe! Ha!
(I promise I am finished now)
We now return you to your regularly scheduled web-surfing.
All Together Now
Words Mean Things 2- “Was she attractive doing it”
I must be a glutton for punishment, I am watching Fox News Sunday and the bobbleheads are talking about the debates last night.
While discussing Clinton, they say (sorry, you peeps know I am no good at transcribing live teevee) “yadda yadda yadda, had to be tough, sell her message, yadda yadda yadda”. But the part I am 100% sure I heard correctly (because they fucking repeated it) was “but the real question is ‘Was she attractive doing it?‘”
Attractive? Fucking attractive! If Clinton had a penis, they would have used the much more appropriate effective. Fucking attractive! I could care less if the next president is “attractive”. I want someone who fucking gets results and is EFFECTIVE.
Words Mean Things
Over my little break from the world, I found myself watching WAY more network news than is healthy. One of the stories was about a creepy guy on an airplane who kept groping a woman against her will.
The newsreaders on the TV were describing it as “inappropriate sexual touching” that caused the plane to be diverted to Pittsburgh. Inappropriate sexual touching sounds like they either caught someone trying to join the mile high club or or doing a solo hand puppet performance. The reality is that a man kept trying to touch and grope a woman (in front of her small child) and refused to stop despite repeated no’s and eventual screams from the woman. That is not inappropriate sexual contact, that is attempted rape.
If all I did was watch the TV news, I would have thought that this was a case that was totally blown out of proportion by hyperactive airline crews. But I think an attempted rape on a plane is a damn good reason to land and cart the future rapist off to jail. I think most people would be okay with that, if they knew what the fuck the TV people meant by inappropriate touching.