Kid:we are at an impass-ay

Me: it’s impasse. Passe means something else

Kid: what?

Me: It means you are behind the times. Like so 5 minutes ago. Au currant means you are totally right now.

Kid: so what if I am totally furturistic

Me: Oh they have people who are paid to imagine what the future is like, they are called futurists

Kid: Do they need to study a lot of psychology.

Me: I think so.

Kid: That’s what I want to be then- a futurist forensic anthropologist

ME: So you want to figure out how people want to die in the future.

Kid: yes, that is exactly right.

Me: Dude, you’re weird.