It has been a long while since the stone age and women are no longer required to put out when you buy them dinner.

Also, 19 year old women are not required to find wrinkled old man ass hot.

I would find this story so much more shocking, except that I am regularly hit on by men my dad’s age and older. Which is fine. If you don’t ask, you never know and there may be women who want that. But I get pissed off when my “thanks but no” becomes an invitation to call me a naughty girl who needs a spanking.

Thankfully, I’m not being sued by any of them for declining to share a viagra fueled night in their bed.