Dear People I Work With

I realize that I am one of only 2 females employed on this ENTIRE campus. I know I spend all of my work time in front of a computer typing away.

However- I AM NOT YOUR GODDAMNED SECRETARY!

I made a lot more money as a secretary, actually. You do not pay me enough to do you piddly ass typing for you. You just pay me enough to teach you how to do it yourself.

That is all