Or it’s not just a criminal act to be poor, it’s now a criminal act to feed the poor in Orlando (fucking) Florida.

Can’t sleep here. Don’t eat there. Don’t give food away. Don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t. Why it almost seems like governments are trying to starve a certain segment of the population to death.

Or maybe they’re worried that us poor folks are like bears. If you give us a taste of human food, we’ll never learn to pull ourselves up by our furry bootstraps and work a minimum wage job.

Or maybe, if we’re really lucky, after getting probation (probably for committing some form of criminal existing while poor crime) we can get jobs as migrant farm laborers!

Fuckers.