Fun with Belief-O-Matic (Is that anything like a Veg-O-Matic?)

It slices, it dices, it juliennes! and then it tells you what religion you are.

Basically you answer a little quiz & the little calculator adds up how closely your responses match up with their list of beliefs (kinda like a spiritual computer dating service… is this how e-harmony works?)

as they put it…. The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa

SO here’s my results… ok the 1st one was kind of a no-brainer, (although I’m somewhat disappointed to find I match any category 100% – the math must be off somewhere, it MUST be!!!) some suprises – my answers match neo-paganism, baha’i & 2 kinds of buddhism more closely than catholicism(grandma jo would be disappointed) the high match with LDS i have to attribute to spending a large chunk of my formative years in Arizona… i’ll probably edit this later after i read the descriptions….

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (83%)
3. Bahá’í Faith (82%)
4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (82%)
5. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (79%)
6. Liberal Quakers (79%)
7. Jehovah’s Witness (73%)
8. Unitarian Universalism (69%)
9. Seventh Day Adventist (63%)
10. Neo-Pagan (53%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (53%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
13. Theravada Buddhism (52%)
14. Reform Judaism (52%)
15. Eastern Orthodox (50%)
16. Roman Catholic (50%)
17. Jainism (48%)
18. New Age (48%)
19. Islam (45%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (45%)
21. Sikhism (45%)
22. Secular Humanism (38%)
23. Taoism (38%)
24. New Thought (34%)
25. Hinduism (34%)
26. Scientology (30%)
27. Nontheist (20%)

One thought on “Fun with Belief-O-Matic (Is that anything like a Veg-O-Matic?)

  1. I was sure secular humanism would have been number 1, but it turns out I’m 100% Quaker! (I feel like I need oatmeal now for some reason.

    1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
    2. Neo-Pagan (94%)
    3. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
    4. Secular Humanism (91%)
    5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (82%)
    6. New Age (82%)
    7. Mahayana Buddhism (70%)
    8. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
    9. Reform Judaism (66%)
    10. Taoism (63%)
    11. Orthodox Quaker (58%)
    12. Nontheist (56%)
    13. Bahá’í Faith (53%)
    14. New Thought (49%)
    15. Scientology (47%)
    16. Sikhism (45%)
    17. Jainism (40%)
    18. Hinduism (37%)
    19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (34%)
    20. Seventh Day Adventist (34%)
    21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (30%)
    22. Orthodox Judaism (29%)
    23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (22%)
    24. Eastern Orthodox (20%)
    25. Islam (20%)
    26. Roman Catholic (20%)
    27. Jehovah’s Witness (18%)

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