Dear Mr. Mephistopheles:

Thank you for chicken soup and The Aristocrats and for taking very good care of me while I was sick. I thought I would publicly proclaim your goodness (since devils have such a bad name these days).

Oh yeah – and for admitting that you might be acting under the influence of the patriarchy just a little on your abortion views- you rock. We might want to have that little discussion here next time so everyone can join in.

All my Love and Adoration,
HRH The Red Queen