I need some new go to insults. while i love ‘douchebag’ and ‘asshat’
they are both now too common to have a real, visceral insult effect.
I’ve been kicking around ‘fuck-knuckle’ but i want something that
really hits you in the gut with awful. peeps, what words do you use?
rules for insults are ironclad: they must not insult a group of people
who are not the original insultee, including any insult ending in
-tard. If you have to explain how you insult isn’t really sexist,
abelist, homophobic, etc then you probably shouldn’t use it (douchebag
is the only word i’ve ever seen pass this becuase i am forever
explaining that douching and douchebags are universally bad for
women.)

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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Willem de Kooning