Lesson #7468: No matter that it’s been 4 hours and three hand washings since you sliced hot peppers to make kick ass pico de gallo, you can still burn your eyes if you touch them with your hands. (This lesson applies to naughty bits as well, though I didn’t actually rub those to find out for sure).

Lesson #7469: Cava, a sparkling wine from Spain, kicks champagne’s ass with the fury of a stampeding bull. Mas cava por favor!