it’s been a really long time since i did a stupid movie genres theme,
but i’ve been inspired. so heres a few memes, themes and genres that
should just fucking die already.
1. nannies love children and know more about them than moms. moms who
need nannies are workahalic bitches who need a mouthy (always
young,hot and white) woman to show them that they are failures at
mommyhood. unless the mom is regretful that she can’t spend all day
wiping snot from her kids noses. if she is regretful, then the (always
young, hot and white) nanny will sleep with you husband and plot
murder.
2 the only good unplanned pregnancy ends in either blissful marriage,
adoption, or with the woman straight up refusing child support from
the dad. child support only exists in entertainment land to be
refused. abortions are non-existent. well they exist, but no decent
character would ever actually have one.
3. a birthing scene must always be ridiculously over the top and
funny. always. there are no exceptions.
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