There is a saying in Latin America that if I tried to remember the exact Spanish I’d murder- so I’ll just quote the translation

“I am man enough to fuck another man”

Which pretty much means that as long as you’re not the bottom in a sex act, you’re not gay. I’m starting to think we have our own American version of this: “I’m not gay” when uttered by a Republican politician means ‘I secretly have sex with men but will oppress those who are open about their sexuality.’

I think it would be good to start asking ALL Republicans if they are gay. I’m pretty sure we know what their answers would be.