In just a few weeks my darling boy child will be 16
(holyfuckingshit16howthehelldidthathappen?!!!!?!!) When he was a wee
tiny thing I taught him to pee standing up. Now he’s developed the
beggings of a neckbeard and it’s time to teach him to shave. Standing
to pee is fairly straight forward, but shaving ones face (especially
one that is in the midst of teenage hormonal eruptions) is less so. So
peeps, male identified peeps, peeps with face shaving experience, what
do I need to know so I can help the Kid.

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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Willem de Kooning