Sitting in the hallway outside of the econ classes today were two young white women.

YWW1 :Did you read that thing for class?
YWW2: It’s not due till tomorrow.
YWW1: No, it’s totally due today.
YWW2: Fuck! What was it about?
YWW1: It’s about how white people are privileged and get all the stuff.
YWW2: Seriously, that’s like so so so biased! Oh my god!
YWW1: It’s even worse- it was written by a white woman.

I think this should alleviate some conservative fears about the indoctrination methods of the uber-liberal ivory tower. You can lead the privileged white girls to water- but you can’t make them think!