But I’m off to help a hot Bulgarian escape from the dungeons of Microsoft.

I know it’s West Virginia Night ! w00t!w00t! eleventyone!1!111111!!!!!1 But since I will be too busy getting my groove on to fight trolls, comment moderation is on.

Instead I hope you will all enjoy these lovely Decemberists videos and come to understand why someday i will have Collin Meloy’s hyperliterate lovechild. He’s what Dickens would have been if Dickens was a rockstar.

O!Valencia

Sixteen Military Wives

Los Angeles I’m Yours!