Today my darling monkey child is 14!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How the hell that happened, I dunno. I’ve been telling him he’s not allowed to get any older for years now. But he just laughs at me. His feet are now a men’s size 10. He’s as tall as me. He wears grown up pants and argues with me about how long his hair should be.

But inside he is still every bit that super sweet, kind-hearted monkey child, even if I get a lot of angsty teenage attitude when I ask him to do the dishes.