Its what’s for dinner.

Seriously though you peeps, what is up with all the unity speak? Why the fuckity fuck are we trying to lower our standards to attract idiots who voted for Bush. Why the fuckity fuck is “moderate” the ideal in this country.

We have had 8 years of conservative economic policy. We are heading into the Great Depression Redux. We’ve had our civil liberties stripped, our health and safety ignored (hello ecoli spinach, hello FDA that let’s drug companies push through dangerous drugs as long as they don’t interfere with the possible implantation of baby Jesus’ second coming embryo. ) We’ve got wars going on in 2 places and the rethuglikans want to start a 3rd one.

And you want unity? Are you slow?

Peeps, we have unequivocal proof that conservative ideas are nothing but a pile of horseshit wrapped in the remnants of our constitution (which has probably been riddled with bullets by the 2nd amendment dicks). And you want to entice these people by using their ideas?

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.

The shitstorm our next leader is going to face is Katrina sized, and we ain’t got no levies.

Rethuglikans will leave us stranded in the superdome.

Screw the unity ponies, I want reeducation camps for the idiots who are claiming that we are in this mess because Bush isn’t a true conservative. I want the ass-licking “journalists” who make up McCain’s base to be sent back to J school. And I want the Obamabots to get a fucking grip. Why the hell would you invite people to your party who are just going to shit in your punchbowl?

Besides, I prefer my ponies apocalypse style, thankyouverymuch.