what a wonderful world it would be

if people’s religious beliefs were treated as if they were as personal
and most importantly, private as people’s sexual fantasies are. i
don’t care what god you do or don’t worship, just like i don’t care if
you have a foot fetish. but i am made as uncomfortable by people
evangalizing on street corners as i am by cat calls. both are
instances of people trying ti hijack my time and attention in
unsolicited and unwanted ways. and everytime i hear a politician talk
about god i cringe in the same way i did upon hearing about larry
craig’s wide stance. i want to hear about your personal jesus as much
as i want to hear about your golden showers.


The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Willem de Kooning