Denver-area contractor Chuck Saxton, who hires temporary workers, is sympathetic to the movement. “I’m going to go to support them. These guys come here, they work hard and they’re honest,” he said. “They provide a vibrancy to our economy and our country that is fading.”

Of course Chuck loves his illigal workforce. You know why they work hard and they’re honest Chuck? Because if they fuck up there’s ten more of them in the Home Depot parking lot chomping at the bit for the same job. Chuck, do you relly think that things are going to be the same if “we’re all equal”? Do they look so appealing when you have to pay them benifits and respect their rights?

Shit Chuck, you might as well unionize them while you’re at it… turn them on to the dysfunctional American Work Ethic.

I’m off to find a taco and a Dos Equis… fuck everyone.